My Big Budda

September 5, 2008 - 2:31 pm 2 Comments

SO. . .

This entry has been 29 years in the making, but I have to do it. Budda, you are awesome, thank you for all of your help.

I have been having problems controlling the spam that gets sent to this blog, and I gotta tell you, it is killing me. Every time I log in I have to remove about 60+ comments about how I can get medicine from Canada and/or how to fell better about my size. ENOUGH, I have Karma on my side. Actually I have SPAM KARMA 2 on my side, and I have to say, it feels good!

I have also perfected my Tannerite mixture and I have it down to where I can shoot a .22 round at it and it will explode, yet it is completely stable and legal. I do have to thank my brother for this one as well. He turned me on to Tannerite in the first place. My wife is a big catalyst in this due to her penny pinching that would make uncle scrooge jealous. She refused to pay anything more than 10 bucks for a pound. So I contacted the great guys in the Denver Field Office and SLC Field Office for some good LEGAL recipes, and I have not been disappointed. I am looking forward to getting a good amount (about 5 #s) and go shooting out here in the outback. It will be a great party.

So Budda, thank you for not killing me while we were children. It might have saved you many hours of annoyance, but you would never have had the chance to get the recipe for Tannerite lite. Cheers!

2 Responses to “My Big Budda”

  1. Mark and Tiff Says:

    Good luck with that spam…

    And whatever this legal pound of tannerite stuff is, I’m glad you are having fun with it! ???

    Tell Shea and the girls we say hi! We miss you all so much :(

  2. Rich Davis Says:

    I need the recipe! Sometime I’ll have to tell you about my brother-in-law. The scariest thing he ever said to me was “I bought the materials to make this all at the locate drug store.”

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