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Posted by Castel on June 9, 2009

I do not include what goes on in the office on this blog, I would consider it unprofessional and after awhile I would loss the one reader that I have, BUT this time I think people should read this one. I have had a lot of problems in the past with bad management, but this office takes the cake.

I was called into my supervisor’s office this morning, which is normal after a long weekend. I think that they do this to either negate all the fun I have on the weekend, or they think of things to do to me while they are getting drunk from Friday to Monday, and then they implement it on Tuesday when I return to work from my normal three day weekend.

Either way, I know when they have something special for me, there will be two people in the office (one as a witness, as if they don’t trust me when they falsely accuse me, to not explode and scream back,) which is what happened today. I was called in and told to “have a seat,” which is code word for “I am going to try my hardest to make your life miserable.”

I was told that after work is over, I leave too quickly.

Yup that is right, I leave the office too quickly at quitting time. I was NOT told that I leave early (because I never have,) but that when it is time to go, I am too fast. I was told that I am now being trained to close the office so that I can do it, and that I need to walk with the ladies from the office, instead of sprinting to my car to avoid the people I don’t trust in the first place.

Go Figure.

I believe that this a plan to change my hours and most likely my job, that way I will be locked in the basement, and stay later than everyone else. We will have to see, but all I can say is this. . . I can not wait to get out of this office of petty, hateful, rude, and hypocritical women.

  1. melissa Said,

    sooo… that’s why you were eager to leave that job and take a new one? hmm… hopefully there are more men in the next office… yeah… women can be pretty lame… that’s why i think they are best to stay home like they are supposed to ( ha ha)

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